Monday, November 08, 2004

Wrong Shui Rocks My World

It really does. If you ever need a great gift for someone, that book is it. For instance:

Master Eu say: "If you only get out of life what you put into it, why not just keep it for yourself and save the extra time and energy?"

Also, there was something about Master Eu scraping the mold off the scotch egg he was mentoring. . . Anyway, it inspired me to put together a collection of portents that may be profound and define my future. Maybe.

1) I have I think a minimum of four paintings showing waves crashing on the beach, and none of them are hung up. Furthermore, I have recently aquired old photographs of me that I haven't framed yet.

2) Halo-fucking-2 is emerging at midnight, and The Ring 2 is coming soon.

3) I nearly ran over a really pissed off girl today on University Avenue, because I was looking to the left (University avenue at 5PM is freaking insane and I needed a window to speed out into oncoming traffic) and she decided to cross in front of me from the right. Also, the Great Lakes Driving School Instructor used my car as part of a lesson on parallel parking.

4) A police officer offered to handcuff my roommate to a post at the Farmer's Market. A piece of popcorn thrown at my face landed inside my shirt.

What does it all mean!?

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