Don't worry, mondays still suck

Gotta make a couple of shout-outs today:

To my physics professor: Sorry, I have trouble believing you when, after being forced to memorize 5 chapters worth of equations for the test, you tell us that the test wasn't about memorizing equations, it was about understanding concepts. If you meant understanding the concept of academic treachery, you would be correct.

To the infamous Cody: It's really great that you masturbate all the time. And telling the entire campus about how often you do it in a mass e-mail? Brilliant. I mean, wow, I am now convinced that you are *so* edgy and open-minded. Not that I could ever possibly understand your life/existence, as I can't afford your wardrobe, and I'm really bad at acting detached. Oh well! I'm sure you helped out those two girls who were just trying to get a date on valentine's day. . .

Seriously though: I'm all for a more open approach to sexuality in the public arena. But man, I think you're scaring people. You'll ruin it for the rest of us. Oh, and please stop wearing the nipple shirts. I know a person such as myself saying you shouldn't do it will only reinforce your behavior, but I can't really take much of it anymore. But thanks for letting everyone know which shower stall to avoid.

I've got too much stuff to do. I have to have it mostly done by Thursday. Gettin' a little crazy. I had a dream that an authority figure said I was gonna get a paddling. . . and I said "I don't believe you. Bring it on." Sam dreamed of an orgy in Miller Dining Hall, although we all agreed that if the food is any indication, it would be a pretty scary orgy. Dave said he finally finished a dream, the heroines kissed and everything! I guess Valentine's Day must be coming!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!